I only have one more question. Where did the dog go?
While I might agree with you any other time of the year; sorry, can't this time. I couldn't imagine my wife frying a turkey. I equate frying turkey to boiling crawfish... Drinking while doing it is 80% the reason to do it. Besides, the game is on the back porch, too!
Brad, can you fit a Panda in that pot.