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skipppy75
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you find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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November 12, 2008, 05:04:23 PM »
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fa n as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Bo y can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin ! , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Dusty
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Re: you find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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November 12, 2008, 06:43:36 PM »
Exactly....I was headed for the clorox and brake fluid as soon as I finished reading it. LOL!
Yep, I have three sons. The things they tell me now wouldn't have been funny at the time, but they are now.
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June 04, 2009, 12:50:49 AM »
I do not have a son I only 2 daughters ,But I really want to have some a male child.,
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jarubio
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June 05, 2009, 01:09:47 PM »
LOL..........I have two daughter, I bet they will try some of those things.
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ViciousNoob
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Re: you find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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June 05, 2009, 01:25:22 PM »
Did the clorox and brake fluid work? I'm just wondering, so I can hide the clorox from Trent...
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June 05, 2009, 02:15:12 PM »
I started thinking what would make a good occasion to mix the clorox and brake fluid
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June 05, 2009, 02:29:25 PM »
I have two daughters and I found out that the small one will fly along way off the trampoline if the big one jumps on it from the roof of the house!
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Re: you find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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June 05, 2009, 03:59:26 PM »
Quote from: ViciousNoob on June 05, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
Did the clorox and brake fluid work? I'm just wondering, so I can hide the clorox from Trent...
It's not really clorox, it is chlorine and break fluid....
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June 05, 2009, 04:30:23 PM »
And that, folks, is how the cannon was invented...........................
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Re: you find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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June 05, 2009, 08:14:01 PM »
Good stuff
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