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Chad

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Quote for the Day:
« on: September 09, 2008, 01:45:53 PM »
Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply.

 

 

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

 

So - if you give her crap,

you will receive more AppleSauce than any one human being can handle

 

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.  ;D
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: Quote for the Day:
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 02:32:39 PM »
Quote from: VTXChad on September 09, 2008, 01:45:53 PM
Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply.

 

 
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap,
you will receive more AppleSauce than any one human being can handle
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.  ;D
 
 
Makes sense to me.  O0
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hobo

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Re: Quote for the Day:
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 04:58:12 PM »
Quote from: POGOGOLF on September 09, 2008, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: VTXChad on September 09, 2008, 01:45:53 PM
Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply.

 

 
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap,
you will receive more AppleSauce than any one human being can handle
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.  ;D
 
 
Makes sense to me.  O0

You'd better believe it.
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Re: Quote for the Day:
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 05:22:45 PM »
Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
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Re: Quote for the Day:
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 05:24:35 PM »
Soounds like he got himself jammed up..... ;D
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Re: Quote for the Day:
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2008, 05:29:44 PM »
Yeah, how much was the bouquet that went with that little quote of the day? :D :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Quote for the Day:
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2008, 11:03:44 PM »
Crap machine is in the this was fun is that all you people do C4rap form a ride to one another house start a list camping weather coming soon do somthing
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Re: Quote for the Day:
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2008, 06:40:07 PM »
Quote from: Swampfox on September 09, 2008, 11:03:44 PM
Crap machine is in the this was fun is that all you people do C4rap form a ride to one another house start a list camping weather coming soon do somthing

!got you right that
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