St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to
enter Heaven.
He asks the next one in line, "So, who are you, and what did you do on
Earth?"
The fellow says, "I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black , Muslim
to be elected President of the United States "
St. Peter says, "The U.S.? A black , Muslim President? You gotta be
kidding me! When did this happen?"
Obama says, "About twenty minutes ago."
