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ConnRadd

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The Perfect Husband
« on: July 03, 2006, 09:33:30 AM »

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! Love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?!"
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2006, 11:14:10 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

LMAO... damn glad I'm single again!!
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2006, 11:56:25 AM »

The difference in a wife and a girl friend??






45 lb's!



And the difference in a husband and a boyfriend???



45 minutes!
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2006, 06:20:28 PM »

That was good LMFAO  ;D ;D ;D   O0 O0
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2006, 06:57:54 PM »

The difference in a wife and a girl friend??






45 lb's!



And the difference in a husband and a boyfriend???



45 minutes!
That was just TOO funny!!
  Just told the wife the joke and she agreed with me! ;D
 
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2006, 10:40:07 PM »

 ;D ;D That's great!! Surprises always brings emotions!!! O0
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2006, 10:52:46 AM »

The difference in a wife and a girl friend??






45 lb's!



And the difference in a husband and a boyfriend???



45 minutes!
That was just TOO funny!!
  Just told the wife the joke and she agreed with me! ;D
 




Did she agree with the first part or the second part or BOTH?! 
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2006, 11:49:52 AM »

Along this line, research has found another way to stop a femaile from having sxx;...........................wedding cake.   :(
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2006, 12:39:50 PM »

Funny it's so true though!  ::)
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2006, 01:25:51 PM »

The difference in a wife and a girl friend??






45 lb's!



And the difference in a husband and a boyfriend???



45 minutes!
That was just TOO funny!!
  Just told the wife the joke and she agreed with me! ;D
 




Did she agree with the first part or the second part or BOTH?! 
We both agreed with some of both parts!!  lol ;D
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Re: The Perfect Husband
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2006, 01:39:19 PM »

Once a KING always a KING!

At my age once a night is enough!
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