Two little old ladies are sitting outside, The nursing home,having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One reaches into her purse pull s out a condom snips the end off, and puts it over her cig and continues to smoke.
Well I'll be! exclaims the other, At my age I'd thought I had seen it all. Next day she hobbles down to the drug store, and asks the druggist for a for a box of condoms.
The druggist was trying to be polite, What size would you like Mam?
I need them to fit a camiel.
