RD, you sweet talker you...I'm not mad anymore
And ..... that's the secret boy's. Just give away thousands of dollars to x wives, and you too, can learn to be as smooth as me.
Quote from: RD on May 14, 2008, 07:01:24 PMAnd ..... that's the secret boy's. Just give away thousands of dollars to x wives, and you too, can learn to be as smooth as me. Been there and done that! Know I just try to keep my mouth
1 ) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2 ) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3 ) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4 ) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It! 5 ) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6 ) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7 ) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (An explanation needs to be included here: This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot'; that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome.' That will bring on a 'whatever.')8 ) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! 9 ) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.