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For clarification....
« on: May 14, 2008, 12:09:04 PM »

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself"; lets her.

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself,"
and he lets her; gets mad.

A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself,"
and he lets her and she get mad; says, "Now what are you mad about?"

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself,"
and he lets her and she get mad, and he says, "Now what are mad about?" says,
"If you don't know then I'm not going to tell you."
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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 12:51:54 PM »

So true !!    ;D
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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 01:17:28 PM »

Just another one of those subtle nuance's that make you women so attractive. :-*














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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 03:27:28 PM »

RD, you sweet talker you...I'm not mad anymore
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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 07:01:24 PM »

RD, you sweet talker you...I'm not mad anymore
And ..... that's the secret boy's. Just give away thousands of dollars to x wives, and you too, can learn to be as smooth as me. ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 08:15:23 PM »

And ..... that's the secret boy's. Just give away thousands of dollars to x wives, and you too, can learn to be as smooth as me. ;) ;D ;D ;D

Been there and done that!  >:( Know I just try to keep my mouth :-X  :-*
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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 08:28:42 PM »

And ..... that's the secret boy's. Just give away thousands of dollars to x wives, and you too, can learn to be as smooth as me. ;) ;D ;D ;D

Been there and done that!  >:( Know I just try to keep my mouth :-X  :-*
;D ;D
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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 09:45:08 AM »

I say if she really wants to do it, let her ! O0
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Re: For clarification....9 words that women use.
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2008, 03:58:02 PM »

1 )  Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 )  Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 )  Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 )  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It!

5 )  Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 )  That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7 )  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (An explanation needs to be included here: This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot'; that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome.'  That will bring on a 'whatever.')

8 )  Whatever:  Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9 )  Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Re: For clarification....9 words that women use.
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2008, 04:53:06 PM »

1 )  Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 )  Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 )  Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 )  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't do It!

5 )  Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 )  That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7 )  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (An explanation needs to be included here: This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot'; that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome.'  That will bring on a 'whatever.')

8 )  Whatever:  Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9 )  Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Dang Lucky, you sure are mean! :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2008, 06:36:40 PM »

Damn, he found my operations manual  :P
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Re: For clarification....
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2008, 07:52:36 AM »

Couldn't have defined those better myself!!!!
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