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[Swampfox]

bump Ouch  I didn't see that one  I almost cused

[Swampfox]

I brought my wife some BBQ home.  Just got it out of the space between my teeth     

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  but I got too    Gross she P O'd 

[Swampfox]

               This one I'll call  Hmmmmmm                       

                                                             Whipping or Wiping

Well I think I'll go for another ride "women" out the door see ya on the road Ouch something just hit me in the back of the head 

[Swampfox]

Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom Sh__ I'm out of gas

[Swampfox]

For got to switch back the pit cock Vro-----poof that it now I'm pushing it to the station  those are not tear just sweat

[Swampfox]

I better sit down after that push ........ up the exit ramp    breathing hard

[Swampfox]

Went to sleep ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzz O no ticket for loitering......   Vroooooooooooooom  that not a thumb sticking up it's the middle finger    Police stop me again another ticket for lewd act to a Law Enforcement Officer. 

[Swampfox]

I am P O'd like my wife was about the BBQ Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom 

[Swampfox]

Looking back in the mirror don't see the law dog Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom O crap radar another ticket that three within one mile

[Swampfox]

Sign the ticket , got on the bike and thought were are my gloves.  I bet they are at the service station.  So I U-turn yep another ticket I didn't use the shoulder. 

[Swampfox]

Vroooooooooom  at the speed limit pull in the station looking around don't see them.  Still looking for my gloves.  So I ask the tendent hey you seen some black gloves.  She said yeah that guy pick them up and went into the restroom. I'm outside in the hot sun .   Hmmmmmmmmm I'll wait.............................for him to come out ............
I'm thinking what's taking this guy so long, finally he comes out but he didn't have the gloves.  I said the tendent said you found my Willd West Deer Skin Glovers.  He replied Yeah, I went in to ask for some toilet paper she said we're out so I thought of the glovers I found would work but before I wipe myself with them I'll used them for ___ they are nice soft glovers.  He said best ___I've ever had for free.  You need them all the paper they have is that brown hand type.  I only used one the other is on the back of the toilet seat.     

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This ride is over!   

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Well I got home and told my wife she slapped me twice I said why did you slap me twice she said one for loosing your glovers and the other was cause you didn't bring the other glover home for me.  She slapped me again after she read it on the board.   

That's all folks 

[Swampfox]

Just kidding but this isn't

      Well I read it to her just to see if I could make it a bit more funny.  She said that was gross I said what : Her reply was the sex so I used the blank line just in case she read it again.  I thought Hmmmm After she slapped the crap out of me and then she said I left a wet wash cloth on the toilet paper holder we're out of toilet paper.
whipping  or wiping.... ...Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom