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[sherri]

 
 Subject: rebate checks...
 
 
Recently, the Administration said each one of us would get $600.  It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $600 tax rebate.  There are other amounts depending on individual circumstances.....HOWEVER
 
  If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.  If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we hire an illegal, it all goes to Mexico. Will that help the American economy?

 We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer, spend it on prostitution, or play golf since those are the only American businesses still in the U.S.!
 
 
 
       Your cooperation will be appreciated......
 
Thank you,

YOUR FELLOW AMERICAN

[HeadGuess]

To which do you subscribe?

[murray_61]

And just a little FYI:


The fact is, there’s only one major American brewer who remains proudly American born, American brewed and American owned.  Keeping jobs, profits and dollars right here in the U.S.

Anheuser Busch is the only true major American beer company left!

[SouthernXer]

I guess I need to fire my cleaning lady.  I never had her fill out an I-9 form.   

[Lone_Wolfe]

BUY MORE CHROME!!! 

[ruger9mm]

Ours will be put aside to help finish out child muber one's college.

[tom cat]

Easy come, easy go, When ever I get money in the bank, A smarter person than me finds a way to get it first. 

[DAR-Silver Surfer]

I don't know; but it sounds like there is going to be one hell of a party at Sherri's house.

[bIgPrO]

Just give it to me..... I am American

[Morgan Buchanan]

I think I'm just going to put it toward the only interest bearing thing I owe money on other than my house.. My X.  I know, I know, that's really unAmerican....

[hangman]

I don't know; but it sounds like there is going to be one hell of a party at Sherri's house.

Hope I'm invited - gotta admit though I'm not much good at golf, can't say I was ever very good at the prostitution either although I did get one letter of reference (I was a lot younger and single then) But I'm a pro at beer. . . (got the gut to prove it)

[xcaliber]

I'm using mine to go to STURGIS! Beer, Bikes and Boobs! What's more American than that!

[VTreX]

I wish I was going to get one...!!!!!

[Chad]

 Well I think ours will go to the Family Vacation Fund!! Having to chillens and being poor helps!! 

[xcaliber]

 Quote: The American Republic will survive untill the day that congress discovers that it  can bribe the public with the public's money.   de Tocqueville   

  Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.  PJ O'Rourke