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justin69

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T'was the night before Christmas
« on: December 20, 2007, 04:09:14 PM »

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my Cranberries for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Fa lling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat Cranberries and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
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Kentagious

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Re: T'was the night before Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 06:59:36 AM »

No Santa :( :( :'( Say it's not true :o I've been good, I bought a VTX O0
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Re: T'was the night before Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2007, 01:47:57 AM »

Santa should be happy.
He works one night each year.
Maintaining his heard involves just a few raindeer.
His customers are happy.
With his every return.
His pay, is milk, and cookies, no wonder he is so fat.
He lives as long as kids believe in him, whats wrong with that.
He has no need for money, Though he causes a lot to be spent.
Pearsonily, he, hasn't made a cent.
To the Norad radar, he can't be found.
With ths local news weather radar, he is over each town.
In spite of his trouble, he will come every year.
I better go to bed, St nick, soon will bee hear. 
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07VTXPredator

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Re: T'was the night before Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2007, 01:31:37 PM »

No Santa :( :( :'( Say it's not true :o I've been good, I bought a VTX O0

Me too.  Just in time for Xmas!!
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