A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him
and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would
really like to get a car.
His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn
and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed
here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll
get you a car."
The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation
and said, "Okay, Dad."
A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him
wanting a new two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse. .
"as soon as that tractor is paid for . . ".
Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes
bugging him for a tricycle.
Again, Ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being
paid for first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little
disgusted with the whole thing sees a rooster mating with one
of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster right
off the hen's back, mumbling to himself the whole time.
His dad says, Now Son, why on earth would you do something like
that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that!"
The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye and says,
"Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is
paid for."
