I found that if you braid the nose hairs, then hey just bang the crap out of your face instead of tickling. That works for me.
Hey hangman, what you need to do is to carefully cut a couple of 3-4 inch slices from your bandana/skullcap, (it's GOT to match for this to look cool), and roll the ends to the approximate diameter of your nostrils. Then insert the rolled end into your nostrils leaving 2-3 inches hanging down for that stylish "blowin' in the wind" look as you are ridin' down the highway.
Hooter...how can you stand that ^#%@& mess of hair flapin' in your face all the time?
I'm gonna try this one the very next time I get together with you guys.Maybe I can get Snake to bring his camera.