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HeadGuess

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Three things to Remember!
« on: April 17, 2007, 05:50:15 PM »
1.  COWS
2.  THE CONSTITUTION
3.  THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
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Re: Three things to Remember!
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007, 06:10:43 PM »
I like that.
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Re: Three things to Remember!
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2007, 06:54:27 AM »
Another great truth - except we need to keep our Constitution to remind the lawyers and politicians that they can't infringe on our rights.  We can just send Iraq a copy! O0
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Re: Three things to Remember!
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007, 08:42:14 AM »
I totally agree. O0
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Re: Three things to Remember!
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2007, 08:51:02 AM »
Watch out HeadGuess...Remember...we have the "Master" cow tipper in RD...don't want to get him all upset!!!!  O0 O0
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Re: Three things to Remember!
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2007, 11:36:51 AM »
Great stuff Jimmy !! ;D
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Re: Three things to Remember!
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2007, 03:04:53 PM »
IT IS ALL TRUE!!!!!!! :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Three things to Remember!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2007, 11:28:51 AM »
Quote from: HeadGuess on April 17, 2007, 05:50:15 PM
1.  COWS
2.  THE CONSTITUTION
3.  THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.


I wish this was a joke. . .  It's just too D@*% close to the trueth to laugh about it.
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