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My Texas cousin!
« on: March 16, 2007, 07:32:11 AM »
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.  While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.  Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" ::)

The waiter replied, "Ah, Señor, you have excellent taste!  Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" :P :P
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
 
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, Senor.  There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.  If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
 
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.   ;D ;D
 
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
 
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Señor. Sometimes the bull wins". ::) ::)
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2007, 08:25:52 AM »
No more Vacation time for you for the rest of the year  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D O0
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2007, 01:09:03 PM »
Voy a necesitar más tequila.   ;D
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2007, 04:38:18 PM »
 :-\ ?:-\ ?:-\? :-\ ?:-\ ?:-\????? Do good to habla english
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What I do today is very important because
I traded a day of my life for it.

Whatever you want to do, do it now.
  There are only so many tomorrows.

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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 04:56:48 PM »
Quote from: SouthernXer on March 16, 2007, 01:09:03 PM
Voy a necesitar más tequila.   ;D

Whatever that is, it don't sound good... :-\ :-\ :-\, except for the tequila part... O0
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2007, 06:57:20 PM »
Iam ready to go back to work!!   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2007, 07:29:35 PM »
Quote from: SouthernXer on March 16, 2007, 01:09:03 PM
Voy a necesitar más tequila.   ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

I am going to need more tequila.
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 08:25:56 AM »
Gracias por explicar!  (thanks for esplainin')
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2007, 10:05:26 AM »
Test
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2007, 10:10:23 AM »
Quote from: studdog on March 18, 2007, 10:05:26 AM
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It Failed  :-\ :-\ Go to the end of the line and start over O0 ;D
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What I do today is very important because
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2007, 10:15:12 AM »
Quote from: hooter on March 18, 2007, 10:10:23 AM
Quote from: studdog on March 18, 2007, 10:05:26 AM
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It Failed  :-\ :-\ Go to the end of the line and start over O0 ;D

And send every Master Tejano Rider $100.00 for the trouble.
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2007, 10:18:53 AM »
I'll Second That!!!!!!!!!! O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
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What I do today is very important because
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Whatever you want to do, do it now.
  There are only so many tomorrows.

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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2007, 01:23:24 PM »
Quote from: studdog on March 18, 2007, 10:05:26 AM
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  You have to pay the person that posted the post $$100.00 for bling bling!!  ;D ;D
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2007, 10:16:49 PM »
And an extra 50 to each overlord.
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Re: My Texas cousin!
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2007, 06:33:20 AM »
Quote from: studdog on March 18, 2007, 10:05:26 AM
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  Hey Studdog we are waiting for our $$$ ;D ;D ;D
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