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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2007, 01:15:57 PM »
Well just want to thank all for the KIND words !!! Hooter you need a better pic than that one!! Oh I wasn't looking at the men's restroom I was checking out the Hooter Babes!!   :o Oh and thanks for saying I have a cute butt, my wife thinks so to!! lol  Paul if you remember back last year at Strokers I gave you the gift cards to Wal Mart to hand out at the Lone Star Rally!!! ( Iam that guy)  Let the Roast Continue!!      ;D
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2007, 02:11:35 PM »
I think i know this Chad guy ???  Matter of fact i took a helmet to him at Wally world were he works awile back. Nice guy......a litle old looking for 40. Guess he's had a rough day  O0
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 VTXChad Greeting folks at Wally World...........
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2007, 04:24:20 PM »
OK...OK GUYS... I'LL HAVE TO TAKE UP FOR CHAD!


That is me sitting next to him in this photo:



And I must say that he never hit on me!

Chad has told me his life's history, so let me paraphrse with pictures.

Chad was born in the three house town of Miller Grove Texas.

As a young child, he exhibited an interest in two things... :-*

Boobs (BY THE WAY, TO APPEASE THE FORUM CENSORS, I HAVE BLOTTED OUT ALL THE "GOOD" BITS)



And a natural (unnatural for most) interest in animals. :-X :-*






He finally combined the two, as is evidenced by his first FFA project: ;)




He said she had the prettiest eyes! With this success, he tried twice as hard on his second FFA project: :o




He hated the idea of spending his idle time in town doing the normal town pasttimes: :'(




And hunted out the Miller Groves one single woman ( A widower she was!, but willing and able!) ;)





Well, it didn't take too long before Chad tired of this and set out to find lifes pleasures. :(


He found a group of biker chicks that "treated him reeaallly nice...." :D




But then suffered a injury during the "clubhouse initiation" :P




Sooo, not being in shape to "be the man" of the group anymore... They made him disguise himself as one of the girls. :o



He couldn't be the ride leader anymore, and he soon tired of this, even though they would still cuddle up to him some. O0


A few weeks later he found another group that would accept him as the man he was. This group is known as the TEXASXRIDERS! ;D




He recently told me the bone had finally healed,,, sooo, guys,,, keep your women close  and your animals even closer!!! :o ::) ::) ::) :o

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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2007, 05:10:58 PM »
Snake, that was frikkin GREAT!!!!
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2007, 05:53:17 PM »
Man Snake, I can't top that pne. Great Job O0 O0 O0 O0
BTW Chad, you know I was J/K  ;D ;D I kinda like Pink V-Dubs too O0 O0 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2007, 07:42:46 PM »
I know Hooter!! I can take it and dish it!! All in good fun!! Snake I haven't laughed so hard !! Like I said U tha Man!!
                                  CAN YOU FIND CHAD!!
 
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2007, 08:42:54 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D O0 O0 Man that is the best laugh had in a long time, wife thought I was nuts laughing so hard, showed her this, now she really thinks I am !!  ;D ;D ;D O0 O0
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2007, 09:04:34 PM »
You're almost ready to be a overlord again Chad, pretty quick. I've got another thread ready to go down!
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2007, 09:10:18 PM »
Oh yeah...you're number 60!
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2007, 09:23:16 PM »
Quote from: VTXChad on March 02, 2007, 07:42:46 PM
I know Hooter!! I can take it and dish it!! All in good fun!! Snake I haven't laughed so hard !! Like I said U tha Man!!
                                  CAN YOU FIND CHAD!!
 


THERE HE IS!

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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2007, 10:21:03 PM »
I went by Chads house tonight, and found out the truth about that pink VW Hooter.
Remember what he told us:

Quote from: VTXChad on February 24, 2007, 09:53:37 PM
Well I guess you can say REAL MEN drive PINK!!  My Wife was driving past this used car dealership and saw this BUG and fell in love with it you might say. It is a 1958 VW Beetle with 164000 miles on it. It has been stored away for the last 4 years by one of her former students that bought it at a auto auction. Looks like I have another project to work on!!  ;D I have told myself this will be a great 1st car for our daughter!!  ::) Runs and drives pretty good but just have to put it in your mind that it is a 1958 model which I keep on telling my wife.  lol  ;D




WELL!!!  Here's what I saw...



You just never know about some people!
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2007, 10:37:52 PM »
Quote from: VTXChad on March 02, 2007, 01:15:57 PM
Well just want to thank all for the KIND words !!! Hooter you need a better pic than that one!! Oh I wasn't looking at the men's restroom I was checking out the Hooter Babes!!   :o Oh and thanks for saying I have a cute butt, my wife thinks so to!! lol  Paul if you remember back last year at Strokers I gave you the gift cards to Wal Mart to hand out at the Lone Star Rally!!! ( Iam that guy)  Let the Roast Continue!!      ;D


I know my brother. Just given ya some chit. We all luv ya. O0 O0
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2007, 09:35:15 AM »
John, you've got ENTIRELY TOOOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. It took you awhile to put this post about Chad together and I think it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on this frickin site O0 O0 O0 O0. Thanks for a good hard laff till I  :'( :'( :'(  You the puter Geek  O0 O0 O0
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2007, 09:41:27 AM »
Quote from: snake on March 02, 2007, 09:04:34 PM
You're almost ready to be a overlord again Chad, pretty quick. I've got another thread ready to go down!

I'll start a bumper or numbers game you can post to that Snake can't take down O0 O0. You just can't trust them old WHITE HAIRED PEOPLE ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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Re: Meet a Texas X Rider..
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2007, 10:06:51 AM »
Quote from: hooter on March 03, 2007, 09:41:27 AM
Quote from: snake on March 02, 2007, 09:04:34 PM
You're almost ready to be a overlord again Chad, pretty quick. I've got another thread ready to go down!

I'll start a bumper or numbers game you can post to that Snake can't take down O0 O0. You just can't trust them old WHITE HAIRED PEOPLE ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
I was really kiddin' this time, but thanks for takin' me serious! ;D
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