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Matrimonial Bliss......
« on: October 22, 2013, 06:34:26 AM »
Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was in the garage reorganizing his tackle and restringing reels.
His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit fishing.
Maybe you should sell all that stuff."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong ?
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't!“
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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2013, 07:17:48 AM »
Atta boy Jim. 
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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2013, 07:42:23 AM »
WHACK  ::)
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2013, 07:56:03 AM »
 :o  WHOOPS!!!!!
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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2013, 09:51:12 AM »
The good news is that Jim "Hipshot" has no worries about his wife saying that  :thumbup:
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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2013, 06:37:05 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on October 22, 2013, 07:42:23 AM
WHACK  ::)

He is fixin to be sleeping in the DOG HOUSE...............with a triple Whack.
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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2013, 06:39:27 PM »
Quote from: Lucky on October 22, 2013, 09:51:12 AM
The good news is that Jim "Hipshot" has no worries about his wife saying that  :thumbup:

Beginning to wonder being he keeps putting these nasty marriage jokes on the board.............. :cuss:

He always wonder why he has a headache when he wakes up in the morning...............Honey I misplaced my hammer. Opps did I say that.
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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2013, 12:52:32 AM »
Quote from: VTXLady53 on October 23, 2013, 06:39:27 PM
Quote from: Lucky on October 22, 2013, 09:51:12 AM
The good news is that Jim "Hipshot" has no worries about his wife saying that  :thumbup:

Beginning to wonder being he keeps putting these nasty marriage jokes on the board.............. :cuss:

He always wonder why he has a headache when he wakes up in the morning...............Honey I misplaced my hammer. Opps did I say that.

:c

Well he did stop fishing for awhile..... Just saying... :stickpoke:

Love Ya Marigold!    :thumbup:
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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2013, 07:44:43 PM »
Quote from: TAZ on October 24, 2013, 12:52:32 AM
Quote from: VTXLady53 on October 23, 2013, 06:39:27 PM
Quote from: Lucky on October 22, 2013, 09:51:12 AM
The good news is that Jim "Hipshot" has no worries about his wife saying that  :thumbup:

Beginning to wonder being he keeps putting these nasty marriage jokes on the board.............. :cuss:

He always wonder why he has a headache when he wakes up in the morning...............Honey I misplaced my hammer. Opps did I say that.

:c

Well he did stop fishing for awhile..... Just saying... :stickpoke:

Love Ya Marigold!    :thumbup:

But he was into guns and motocycles when he took a break so it doesn't count....................LOL

Love Ya, Rex
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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2013, 10:15:27 PM »
Oh that's right Jim is no longer into guns ;D
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Matrimonial Bliss......
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2013, 08:43:23 AM »
Fish don't swim???

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