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Snake Doc

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Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« on: September 08, 2006, 04:00:26 PM »
Q:    What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?


A:    No one has ever heard an enzyme.     ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2006, 04:16:14 PM »
LOL

and the best way to make a hormone.. is don't pay her.

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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2006, 06:36:19 PM »
Quote from: quietguy on September 08, 2006, 04:16:14 PM
LOL

and the best way to make a hormone.. is don't pay her.

[hides]

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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2006, 04:40:22 PM »
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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2006, 04:57:26 PM »
How do you tell the difference between a boy chromosome and a girl chromosome ?



You pull down their genes. ::)
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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2006, 05:43:24 PM »
What do K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?



They both have boy's jeans half off.
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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2006, 05:45:38 PM »
Quote from: uncle dan on September 11, 2006, 05:43:24 PM
What do K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?



They both have boy's jeans half off.

That one was bad.  I hope I don't get banned.  That had me sweating worse that Clay Aiken at "Brokeback Mountain."

or,   

I was more nervous than Michael Jackson at a Chuck E Cheese.
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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2006, 02:34:24 PM »
where's Rudd when the important stuff comes up?
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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2006, 08:31:26 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!!  O0 O0 O0 O0
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Re: Difference between an enzyme and a hormone
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2006, 07:47:26 AM »
Michael Jackson at a Chucky Cheese, now that funny! LOL ;D

and scary!
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