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[Gumbo]

In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.The nuns
gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They
tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns
took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish
Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened
it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother
Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a
little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the
whole glass down to the last drop. As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought
it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual
leader . " Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of
your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed on one
elbow, looked at them and said: " DON'T SELL THAT COW."

[Luckys Lover]

A small town has a monastery on one end, and convent on the other. The nuns need some supplies, so one of the priests is sent to deliver them. It’s a nice day, so he decides to walk the supplies over.

As he gets to the edge of town, a hooker approaches him and asks, “Hey father, how ’bout a blowjob, 25 bucks?”

The priest says, “What’s a blowjob?” at which the hooker laughs and walks away.

At the center of town, another hooker asks the same thing, with the same result.

At the other edge of town, still another hooker asks him the same question, to which the priest again replies, “What’s a blowjob?” And, again, she laughs and walks off.

Finally the priest reaches the convent, knocks on the door, and delivers the supplies. Before he leaves, he says to the mother superior, “May I ask you a question, sister?”

“Of course,” she says.

“What’s a blowjob?” the priest asks.

“Twenty-five bucks,” says the nun, “same as in town.”

[Lucky]

You boys are on the naughty list this year.

[Gumbo]

A small town has a monastery on one end, and convent on the other. The nuns need some supplies, so one of the priests is sent to deliver them. It’s a nice day, so he decides to walk the supplies over.

As he gets to the edge of town, a hooker approaches him and asks, “Hey father, how ’bout a blowjob, 25 bucks?”

The priest says, “What’s a blowjob?” at which the hooker laughs and walks away.

At the center of town, another hooker asks the same thing, with the same result.

At the other edge of town, still another hooker asks him the same question, to which the priest again replies, “What’s a blowjob?” And, again, she laughs and walks off.

Finally the priest reaches the convent, knocks on the door, and delivers the supplies. Before he leaves, he says to the mother superior, “May I ask you a question, sister?”

“Of course,” she says.

“What’s a blowjob?” the priest asks.

“Twenty-five bucks,” says the nun, “same as in town.”