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[twistedrcpilot]

  Ba-deee.......For the record....

Everything I wrote...the stuff about a water pistol, confederate flag, "last good blow job"....all of it....was a joke.  I didn't mean any of it.

So long.

To late......

I have already printed the whole thing out and given it to the DA as proof that the X RIDERS  are declaring war on dumbass cagers!! 

Arn't you the one who started all this jazz?

[pepsX]

I have thought about this alot the last year. I would love to hook up a bladder with light weight oil in it and be able to spray it out the back of the bike. use a windsheild washer nozzel to atomize it, once its on their windsheild and hey hit their wipers, its smear city for them.

[TexasSpoonVTX]

Hmmm I have always tried to figure out how i could load a 12 or 10 gauge shell (bird shot or rock salt - Nothing deadly mind you) in the end of either side of the handlebars and have some James Bond 007 hatch open the end of mygrips - push the horn button twice and boom right side goes off (taking out the driver side rear tire).....slow down and get on other side push horn twice again and boom - i visualize this taking out both rear tires (that way a spare tire wont fix the problem of the moron cager)

Gives them time to think about the next rider they cut off

[BobB]

From a guy who built armored vehicles>  If you want to take out tires, use jacks, (The kind little girls paly with when they use a rubber ball to play pick up)

[Chad]

I have thought about this alot the last year. I would love to hook up a bladder with light weight oil in it and be able to spray it out the back of the bike. use a windsheild washer nozzel to atomize it, once its on their windsheild and hey hit their wipers, its smear city for them.

  hey you could get a windshield washer pump and say a small quart bottle and have it hooked up with a push button switch. Have the hose comming out the back and Swish!! lol   

[pepsX]

I have thought about this alot the last year. I would love to hook up a bladder with light weight oil in it and be able to spray it out the back of the bike. use a windsheild washer nozzel to atomize it, once its on their windsheild and hey hit their wipers, its smear city for them.

  hey you could get a windshield washer pump and say a small quart bottle and have it hooked up with a push button switch. Have the hose comming out the back and Swish!! lol   

yup! that would slow them suckers down all right.

[twistedrcpilot]

Ahhhh, the wild monkey technique.  Monkeys climb up trees to excape thier pretators (young, big cats) and then they spray them with urine to make them go away.  Damn near works every time. 

[pepsX]

Ahhhh, the wild monkey technique.  Monkeys climb up trees to excape thier prey (young, big cats) and then they spray them with urine to make them go away.  Damn near works every time. 

if it would be suscessful, I would do the wild monkey dance afterwards too.

[Dusty]

Ahhhh, the wild monkey technique.  Monkeys climb up trees to excape thier pretators (young, big cats) and then they spray them with urine to make them go away.  Damn near works every time. 

Hey,

This is getting waaaaaayyyyy out of hand! I just wanted to smash thier windows are kill them. You guys are getting plum nasty now! 

[Chad]

  Nawwwwwwwwww!!!  lol

[sherri]

I'm a newbie, been biking for a month.  Marigold & Jim & Teresa found me yesterday and adopted me.
You people scare me. 

You aint seen nothing yet, wait till you meet ole Swampy 

Great, say his name 2 more times and he will appear.....

lol 

[RocknRoll]

Thanks for the welcome, you guys!  I can tell y'all are a real cast of characters.  Glad to hear I'll be forgiven for having a Harley.  Forgive me . . . I don't know any better.    

I ain't forgiving.  I have one too.  The posers on this board should be apologising to us!!

[CouldBFaster]

Hey Do what I do I have a 10-25 pennys in my pocket when I have to ride on the hwy. If they start to come over on me I speed up and toss them back. They hit there breaks fast. Some times we just have to teach one at a time.
I have thougth about it if someone calls the cops I will take that ticket.

[Blueflameguy2]

Well, i can honestly say that there is now a black GMC pick up riding smewhere in the mont belview/baytown area with a size 14 steel toe boot inprint in his passenger door....

was goin down 146 this morning and he decided the guy in front of him was too slow.  apparently, he also decided i should share my lane with him.  needless to say, i didnt agree

[pepsX]

Well, i can honestly say that there is now a black GMC pick up riding smewhere in the mont belview/baytown area with a size 14 steel toe boot inprint in his passenger door....

was goin down 146 this morning and he decided the guy in front of him was too slow.  apparently, he also decided i should share my lane with him.  needless to say, i didnt agree

so....who won?