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[pacrat]

OH yeah, I don't know if this plan of ATTACK works or not.. It was told to me by a friend of a friend of a friend's uncle twice removed from his Mothers brothers sister.  A LONG TIME AGO back in the darker days.  LOL

[Dusty]

OH yeah, I don't know if this plan of ATTACK works or not.. It was told to me by a friend of a friend of a friend's uncle twice removed from his Mothers brothers sister.  A LONG TIME AGO back in the darker days.  LOL

Probably one night while you were eating in Alice's Restaurant HUH?

[pacrat]

YES YES YES, sittin on that bench with all them--oh for the shame of all those glossy 8 x 10's.. LMAO

[VT-XS]

On second thought....

Rather than hammers, ball bearings or grenade launchers...try this.


1) get the largest and most realistic looking water pistol you can find and fix it, very visbly, over your rear fender by a wrought iron, unpainted and rusty, metal bracketing.

2) Just below the pistol, affix to the bracket, a confederate flag with a minimum dimension in length or width of 18"...which will fly behind the bike.

This will get rid of most all tailgaters (except for the most dangerous ones)

For all other bothersome cagers

3) afix a long rusty spike to the top of your helmet (skidder)
4) Wear a black eye patch over one eye

5) whenever you pull up beside someone..look at the them and say...."Grrrrrrr, I haven't had a good blow job since I got outa prison. Would yer like to give me one?"


That should get rid of everyone except the DPS and there is no aforethought that would leave a trail to property damage or bodily injury.

Just a thought

[Dusty]

On second thought....

Rather than hammers, ball bearings or grenade launchers...try this.


1) get the largest and most realistic looking water pistol you can find and fix it, very visbly, over your rear fender by a wrought iron, unpainted and rusty, metal bracketing.

2) Just below the pistol, affix to the bracket, a confederate flag with a minimum dimension in length or width of 18"...which will fly behind the bike.

This will get rid of most all tailgaters (except for the most dangerous ones)

For all other bothersome cagers

3) afix a long rusty spike to the top of your helmet (skidder)
4) Wear a black eye patch over one eye

5) whenever you pull up beside someone..look at the them and say...."Grrrrrrr, I haven't had a good blow job since I got outa prison. Would yer like to give me one?"


That should get rid of everyone except the DPS and there is no aforethought that would leave a trail to property damage or bodily injury.

Just a thought

Finally, some creative thinking...Thank You, Thank you very much!  Damn skeeters

[twistedrcpilot]

dusty, copy the below to your signature. minus your name. This will fix your weather link.
[dusty img width=450 height=50] http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/miniWeather03_both/language/www/US/TX/Lumberton.gif[/img]   

[Dusty]

dusty, copy the below to your signature. minus your name. This will fix your weather link.
[dusty img width=450 height=50] http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/miniWeather03_both/language/www/US/TX/Lumberton.gif[/img]   

Thank you! I have been trying to get Marigold to fix that for me for a week. I never could make her understand how stupid I really am. 

[SouthernXer]

A bag of Marbles....  The old cats eye marbles work best. 

[twistedrcpilot]

I'm going to open up a rock chip repair shop im lumberton if you guys keep giving this guy ideas. 

That would be cool if you could rig a small cannon out the back to shoot the marbles.  Spring activated of course as not to let on that it was you.


I saw a harley one time with a marquee on the back of his bike.  it said something stupid like "its a nice day to ride".  You could get one of those and say something like, "Next time you cross me, I'll rip off your head and $hit down your neck."(-Duke Nukem)  Or "Pull over, lets see if you can dodge my fist like I dodged your car." 
 
You get the idea

[bIgPrO]

Bill, just be even tempered like me. I never let anything bother me. Just let it go..






B.S. GET THEIR LICENSE NUMBER AND LETS KICK THEIR A$$

[snake]

Dusty, carry a water gun filled with brake fluid!

[Crewsn]

i myself am looking into getting one of those police batons, you know, the ones that are spring loaded. i'll keep it my windshield bag. just pull it out, hit the release button and you've got a 3 foot extension to reach out and let them know you're there. ride safe.

[SouthernXer]

i myself am looking into getting one of those police batons, you know, the ones that are spring loaded. i'll keep it my windshield bag. just pull it out, hit the release button and you've got a 3 foot extension to reach out and let them know you're there. ride safe.

ohhhhhh........  Great idea.......

[forevrtxan]

i myself am looking into getting one of those police batons, you know, the ones that are spring loaded. i'll keep it my windshield bag. just pull it out, hit the release button and you've got a 3 foot extension to reach out and let them know you're there. ride safe.

All the while wearing his pink helmet!!!!    Seriously tho, I have thought of both...the hammer and the baton...I would hate to lower myself to their intelligence level tho. I find myself constantly on the horn....ranting and raving...and of course the universal "hand" gesture.

[Sunny]

I'm a newbie, been biking for a month.  Marigold & Jim & Teresa found me yesterday and adopted me.
You people scare me.