OH yeah, I don't know if this plan of ATTACK works or not.. It was told to me by a friend of a friend of a friend's uncle twice removed from his Mothers brothers sister. A LONG TIME AGO back in the darker days. LOL
On second thought....Rather than hammers, ball bearings or grenade launchers...try this.1) get the largest and most realistic looking water pistol you can find and fix it, very visbly, over your rear fender by a wrought iron, unpainted and rusty, metal bracketing.2) Just below the pistol, affix to the bracket, a confederate flag with a minimum dimension in length or width of 18"...which will fly behind the bike.This will get rid of most all tailgaters (except for the most dangerous ones)For all other bothersome cagers3) afix a long rusty spike to the top of your helmet (skidder)4) Wear a black eye patch over one eye5) whenever you pull up beside someone..look at the them and say...."Grrrrrrr, I haven't had a good blow job since I got outa prison. Would yer like to give me one?"That should get rid of everyone except the DPS and there is no aforethought that would leave a trail to property damage or bodily injury.Just a thought
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i myself am looking into getting one of those police batons, you know, the ones that are spring loaded. i'll keep it my windshield bag. just pull it out, hit the release button and you've got a 3 foot extension to reach out and let them know you're there. ride safe.