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Funny
« on: June 04, 2011, 08:19:47 AM »

A bat flies back to the cave with blood all over his face. The other bats get all excited and ask where he got it. He says, "Follow me," and flies out of the cave, followed by all the others. Over the river, across the meadow, and on to the next mountain. As they approach the next mountain the bat asks, "See that big tree over there?" The others all say yes, as they start that way.

"Well, I didn't."
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Re: Funny
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2011, 12:31:49 PM »

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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Funny
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 12:33:57 PM »

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