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TSA Jacked me
« on: May 04, 2011, 09:31:08 PM »

Running my carry on through the scanner this morning, they found a large tube of tooth paste, said you can only carry a certain amount -- I was so shocked I don't recall the amount your allowed.  ??? ??? Ok so they throw it out, rescan and find a knife in my man purse (fanny pack) that I forgot I had, pulled me to the side -- searched me to almost bare bones.  c
Ok I got pissed and got a little out of hand -- big mistake  :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow:
They then pulled my bag from the belly of the plane took everything out found some liquid substance (lotion), but they called it liquid substance, chuncked it out.
I was two hours early for my flight, and just got on the plan as they were making last call.  :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
Anyway just keep your  :cool2: when dealing with TSA -- lesson learned.  :simmadown:
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Re: TSA Jacked me
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 09:41:56 PM »



It is a good thing they didn't find the real stuff



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Re: TSA Jacked me
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 04:36:44 AM »

 :simmadown: Just remember that they are there to keep you from being hijacked and from flying into something!  :popcorn:
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Re: TSA Jacked me
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 08:56:11 AM »

Sounds like that Obama vote is really working out for you!!  >:D  Or maybe it was that Canuck accent you developed?  :rofl:

Be careful up there yankee boy!  :flag:
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Re: TSA Jacked me
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 10:05:40 AM »

I think Gumbo just really wanted the strip search, he couldn't afford escorts anymore from all the traveling  :ohwow: :simmadown: :boxing:
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Re: TSA Jacked me
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 11:57:38 AM »

TSA is a big joke,
Last  Tuesday while going through security someone stole my watch out of a tub with 9 TSA agents in close proximity...when I asked to have the video looked at they said they were not authorised to review it.. they didnt even fill out an incident report, now :stickpoke: :stickpoke: :stickpoke: aint that a poke in the eye....
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Re: TSA Jacked me
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 02:23:55 PM »

Running my carry on through the scanner this morning, they found a large tube of tooth paste, said you can only carry a certain amount -- I was so shocked I don't recall the amount your allowed.  ??? ??? Ok so they throw it out, rescan and find a knife in my man purse (fanny pack) that I forgot I had, pulled me to the side -- searched me to almost bare bones.  c
Ok I got pissed and got a little out of hand -- big mistake  :ohwow: :ohwow: :ohwow:
They then pulled my bag from the belly of the plane took everything out found some liquid substance (lotion), but they called it liquid substance, chuncked it out.
I was two hours early for my flight, and just got on the plan as they were making last call.  :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
Anyway just keep your  :cool2: when dealing with TSA -- lesson learned.  :simmadown:

I flew to alabama and back a few weeks ago.  Couple of days after i was back home, i found my pocket knife that was in my backpack and was my carry on bag.  good job TSA!!  I really expected that shear amount of wires, small took kit, and electronic devices in my bag would have earned it a 2nd glance... nope i guess not.
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