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Chad

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Woman drivers!!
« on: August 26, 2006, 11:28:35 AM »
 Subject: Women Drivers



  Driving to the office this morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my
right and there was a woman in a brand new Mercedes doing 90mph with her
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>face up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back, she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
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>It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream,
which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and
disconnected an important call!
   
 Does this sound like you?? ILMAO!!!
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HeadGuess

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2006, 12:04:21 PM »
I actually seen a woman putting on panty hose one day while driving on I635 in Dallas!
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solitary-man

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2006, 12:50:21 PM »
Pantyhose while driving, that is talented. ;D
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sherri

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2006, 01:12:07 PM »
You know how us women like to multi-task ;D

Sherri
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Chad

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2006, 04:43:09 PM »
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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2006, 05:07:49 PM »
Quote from: sherri on August 26, 2006, 01:12:07 PM
You know how us women like to multi-task ;D

Sherri

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2006, 05:15:42 PM »
anyone know why a woman doesnt need a drivers license????

















cause theres no road between the bedroom and kitchen....... ;D ;D
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cyberchick

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2006, 08:45:52 PM »
Quote from: Blueflameguy2 on August 26, 2006, 05:15:42 PM

cause theres no road between the bedroom and kitchen....... ;D ;D

ahhh, nothing better than a woman hard at work in the home!  ;D
       
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solitary-man

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2006, 10:05:43 PM »
Amazing that a woman can put those on while driving, but how long it takes a man to get them off.  ;D
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Dusty

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2006, 05:04:41 AM »
Quote from: solitary-man on August 26, 2006, 10:05:43 PM
Amazing that a woman can put those on while driving, but how long it takes a man to get them off.  ;D

No kidding, I found it's faster just to chew through them.  8) :-* ;D
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JustinVTX

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2006, 07:16:59 AM »
Quote from: HeadGuess on August 26, 2006, 12:04:21 PM
I actually seen a woman putting on panty hose one day while driving on I635 in Dallas!


I saw a young dirl driving an old Ford convertible in Dallas, and she was painting her toe-nails!!
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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2006, 07:48:31 AM »
Next time get her license's plate a woman that is that talented to be putting on pantyhose and driving is worth lookin up....   :D :-X
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quietguy

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Re: Woman drivers!!
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2006, 01:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Texasheat on August 27, 2006, 07:48:31 AM
Next time get her license's plate a woman that is that talented to be putting on pantyhose and driving is worth lookin up....   :D :-X

Laffing... I concur... that has to be my NEXT ex wife. :P
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