Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With A Robot
10. "Is it properly grounded?"
9. "Can I check my email during sex?"
8. "Would the robot be up for a threesome with the Tivo?"
7. "Which robot does Consumer Reports recommend having sex with?"
6. "Do we have a future together or is this just cold, meaningless robot sex?"
5. "Is this being videotaped for a 'Dateline NBC' exclusive?"
4. "Will it hurt like the time I made out with the juicer?"
3. "Is the robot Jewish?"
2. "Does this classify as 'rock bottom'?"
1. "Am I sure I want to cheat on my inflatable girlfriend?"
