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wwaggett

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Office Kitchen Notes
« on: October 01, 2009, 01:17:25 PM »







































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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 01:34:19 PM »
Those are funny....so glad I dont' work in a BIG office
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 01:39:38 PM »
It's notes like these that make me glad I choose the ptomaine option and leave my food on my desk WHERE I CAN WATCH IT.
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 01:49:12 PM »
Quote from: Luckys Lover on October 01, 2009, 01:39:38 PM
It's notes like these that make me glad I choose the ptomaine option and leave my food on my desk WHERE I CAN WATCH IT.

Geezz learn something every day.  Apparently I have never seen that word in print.  Had to look it up to know what it was.
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2009, 01:49:26 PM »
The 3 of us in IT have our own little fridge.   :thumbup:
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2009, 07:25:07 AM »
Phenolphthalein injected into a chocolate fried pie has been positively proven to cure food theft. The thief never got five feet from a portacan the rest of the day; we thought we'd have to shut down the jobsite before he quit $hitting.
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2009, 08:15:54 AM »
Quote from: hipshot on October 02, 2009, 07:25:07 AM
Phenolphthalein injected into a chocolate fried pie has been positively proven to cure food theft. The thief never got five feet from a portacan the rest of the day; we thought we'd have to shut down the jobsite before he quit $hitting.
LOLLLLLLL  serves him right...that is hilarious
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2009, 11:30:41 AM »
Quote from: Lucky on October 01, 2009, 01:34:19 PM
Those are funny....so glad I dont' work in a BIG office


Don't have to be in a bif office for food thives.

I worked in an office with 4 employees and the ouside salesman ate my red delicious apple ($2.00). He admited it and said Oh Well I was hungry. He never offered to pay me back. Azz hole.
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2009, 07:37:34 AM »
Where I work, touching someone elses food not only gets you a beat down, you get fired. And for the person that beat you down, well, nobody saw anything!!
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2009, 09:57:42 AM »
Quote from: Philanderer on October 04, 2009, 07:37:34 AM
Where I work, touching someone elses food not only gets you a beat down, you get fired. And for the person that beat you down, well, nobody saw anything!!

This is how HR literature needs to read.
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2009, 06:47:52 PM »
Quote from: j1mmyj4m on October 05, 2009, 09:57:42 AM
Quote from: Philanderer on October 04, 2009, 07:37:34 AM
Where I work, touching someone elses food not only gets you a beat down, you get fired. And for the person that beat you down, well, nobody saw anything!!

This is how HR literature needs to read.
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Re: Office Kitchen Notes
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2009, 12:56:05 PM »
got to  :cuss: someone who rips off food from the fridge
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