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Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« on: August 20, 2009, 10:20:54 PM »

 A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and  things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
 One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane  and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled,
 "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be  memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a  WOMAN?"
 
 For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stood up in  the rear of the plane.
 
 He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
 
 Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he
 went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped... Then, he   spoke...
 
 "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 10:30:45 PM »

Ha!   :bikerider:
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Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 06:39:23 AM »

I understand he'll be able to walk again with intensive physical therapy.  :couch:
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Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 07:09:19 AM »

I understand he'll be able to walk again with intensive physical therapy.  :couch:

come on now Wayne... you gotto try that the post letting us know how it went...   :c :bikerider: :thumbup:
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Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 07:59:18 AM »

Iron?? ?? ??

What exactly is that?? ?? ?? ??
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Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 09:33:47 AM »

Iron?? ?? ??

What exactly is that?? ?? ?? ??


:idontknow:  Wasn't that something they used many moons ago for something??  I think my grandmother had one  :popcorn:
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Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 09:37:40 AM »

Iron?? ?? ??

What exactly is that?? ?? ?? ??

That is what Dry Cleaners are for....
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Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 02:34:16 PM »

Iron?? ?? ??

What exactly is that?? ?? ?? ??

That is what Dry Cleaners are for....

Dang WWaggett your not crossing over to the other side are you ???
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman.
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2009, 01:33:04 AM »

 :ohwow:
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