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Democrat.......Republican........or a Redneck

Democrat
- 6 (18.2%)
Republican
- 15 (45.5%)
Redneck
- 12 (36.4%)

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VTXLady53

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Which are you?
« on: July 28, 2006, 05:40:19 PM »
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.  The answer can be
found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.  Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do??


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Democrat's Answer


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!  Does the
man look poor?  Or oppressed?

 Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?

 What does my wife think?

 What about the kids?

 Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

 What does the law say about this situation?

 Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?  Why am I
carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
society and my children?

 Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

 If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?

 Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?

 Should I call 9-1-1?

 Why is this street so deserted?

 We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

 This is all so confusing!  I need to discuss it with some friends over a
latte and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican's Answer


BANG!


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Redneck's Answer


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

 click


Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!

Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

 Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop!  Can I shoot the next one?!"

 Wife:  "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 08:10:51 PM »
Dang Marigold, I thought I had issues!!! ;D
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 I fixed it for you., don't shoot!

pretty good joke too. Have an olive branch, or do you like them... if you don't like them, what kind do you like??????? I did have a smiley after it, after all!
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 10:03:12 AM by snake »
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 08:37:23 PM »
You go guy!
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 08:40:44 PM »
I guess I should read the whole thing before I answer  :-X  O0
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 09:37:49 PM »
Quote from: RedDragon on July 28, 2006, 08:40:44 PM
I guess I should read the whole thing before I answer  :-X  O0

same here. Should be Redneck Republican :)
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 09:39:52 PM »
I'm a liberal... I'm willing to shoot at anything that moves.
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 09:52:30 PM »


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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 10:04:43 PM »
Quote from: snake on July 28, 2006, 08:10:51 PM
Dang Marigod, I thought I had issues!!! ;D

Who has Issues....I don't have any issues and quit misspelling my name.. >:(

Jim forgot his sidearm for his side job tonight. I was asked to bring it to him. Like a good wife I did. But on the way there I was followed by a car that was so close I couldn't see their headlights. I am thinking. I sure hope I don't have to use this here gun but if I did I would have to ask them if they wanted to look at it or did they want to feel it their choice..... :)
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 10:09:26 PM »
Quote from: VTXLady53 on July 28, 2006, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: snake on July 28, 2006, 08:10:51 PM
Dang Marigod, I thought I had issues!!! ;D

Who has Issues....I don't have any issues and quit misspelling my name.. >:(

Jim forgot his sidearm for his side job tonight. I was asked to bring it to him. Like a good wife I did. But on the way there I was followed by a car that was so close I couldn't see their headlights. I am thinking. I sure hope I don't have to use this here gun but if I did I would have to ask them if they wanted to look at it or did they want to feel it their choice..... :)

  go get'em
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2006, 02:43:10 AM »
voted too early. damn Gran Marnier....
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2006, 07:40:24 AM »
Quote from: VTXLady53 on July 28, 2006, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: snake on July 28, 2006, 08:10:51 PM
Dang Marigod, I thought I had issues!!! ;D

Who has Issues....I don't have any issues and quit misspelling my name.. >:(

Jim forgot his sidearm for his side job tonight. I was asked to bring it to him. Like a good wife I did. But on the way there I was followed by a car that was so close I couldn't see their headlights. I am thinking. I sure hope I don't have to use this here gun but if I did I would have to ask them if they wanted to look at it or did they want to feel it their choice..... :)

You go girl.  I carry a Smith and Wesson 38 and yes I'm legal.
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2006, 08:27:22 AM »
Me.... Sig Sauer P220 .45 cal....

Wife... Glock 23C .40 cal.....

Legal, smart, and clip full......   ;)
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2006, 09:54:06 AM »
Quote from: VTXLady53 on July 28, 2006, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: snake on July 28, 2006, 08:10:51 PM
Dang Marigod, I thought I had issues!!! ;D

Who has Issues....I don't have any issues and quit misspelling my name.. >:(

I DID have a smiley after it. SHeesh, lighten up.

Quote from: VTXLady53 on July 28, 2006, 10:04:43 PM

Jim forgot his sidearm for his side job tonight. I was asked to bring it to him. Like a good wife I did. But on the way there I was followed by a car that was so close I couldn't see their headlights. I am thinking. I sure hope I don't have to use this here gun but if I did I would have to ask them if they wanted to look at it or did they want to feel it their choice..... :)

Nope! Wasn't me! I promise. I did like the fear reflecting back in the rearwiew mirror though! J/K
Marigold.  ;) Spelled it right this time! But now that you mention it, since you were thinking about asking them questions before shooting... Does this make you a Democrat??
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 10:12:06 AM by snake »
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2006, 10:06:01 AM »
It may just be me, but I think I would shoot first.  Then I would shoot himm in the hand or wrist with a hollow point.  Thaway he'll learn...(In the voice of Paul Rodriguez)
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Re: Which are you?
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2006, 10:47:42 AM »
Bang!  "Old Style" Republican.  Do what it takes to get the job done, and then go think about something more pleasant....and have a beer. 8)

These new neocon, compassionate conservatives would probably debate what the voters might want until the guy came over and wrestled the gun away from em.   


Last time I saw this joke, it was just a "mugger". Now its an Islamic Terrorist. I'm a hawk and supported the Iraqi war, still do...but I am a little resentful that someone out there is so intent on making this Southern boy hate a bunch of people that I never cared to meet or even think about on the other side of the world.  Being an "Old Syle" Republican and somewhat of an "Isolationist" are both antiquated terms...but so am I.

Yeah I said to much...It's Marigold's friggin joke. She should be more thoughful when tossing around these delicate topics ;) ;) ;) ;) Hey Marigold....Did I spell your name right? ;D
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