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[mandotheman]

 The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
 time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this
 very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
 you."
 
 "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
 
 "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
 can do it for old time's sake?"
 
 "Oh Buddy, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
 idea!"
 
 There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
 this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
 these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
 on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
 
 They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
 walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
 their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
 drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
 in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
 policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes.
 
 Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.  The policeman is
 amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't
 know.
 
 After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
 couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
 Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to
 ask them what their secret is.
 
 As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
 something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
 there some sort of secret to this?"
 
 The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!"

[quietguy]

 

too damn funny!

[rod181]

that was funny

[snake]

X cellent!

[KEBS]

hilarious 

[Dusty]

Yep...Got my jelly belly jumping on that one! 

[RedDragon]

  That was a good one 

[Chad]

Jump start your Heart!!

                                       

[galpd320]

I tend to visualize things as I read 

Funny joke though 

[BobB]

 

[jarubio]

:DHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[HeadGuess]

oldie but a goodie!

[VTXLady53]

I knew I read this one before but I couldn't remember the punch line..........

ROFLMAO.....................

[Chad]

need some cyanide......

A woman tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.             
                                                                       
     The pharmacist  said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?     
    The  lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.     
    The
pharmacist's  eyes got big and he said,                       
    "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you cyanide                       
     to kill your husband!                                             
     That's against the law! I'll lose my license,                     

     they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad             
     things will happen!                                               
     Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"                     
     The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a                 
     picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.         
    The  pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,                 
     "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription"             
                                                                 


 

[KEBS]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA