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Stranded on the X
« on: June 22, 2009, 09:59:39 AM »
This is not what I had in mind, but its how my life has been lately. No, the bike is fine. I went to my little Away place just to spend some time alone. My away place is a little old house in little old Hedley Texas. I loaded what I would need for a while in the pickup including the mini bike, and took off. The wife had a handle on things in Amarillo. Two days after getting here, my wife is having car trouble, I drive back and leave her my truck, jump on the X, and I'm back to being away. Yesterday she calls to say that the plans for takeing care of the kids went south. I could have rode back to Amarillo and blown off my away time. I told her to bring the kids here.
Some on this board know me, I am not usualy looked upon as a outlaw biker, but in little old Hedley Texas, my gang and I are terrorising the town. I set on the front poarch drinking BEER in full public view. The kids shoot beer cans at the end of the sidewalk BB's. We ride that damn mini bike all over town, causing dogs to bark and chickens not to lay. The local law has been keeping a eye on us, but so far they just dont have the man power for a actual conforatition with us Hooligans.
I really am stranded here, No TV, OMG!! the wife brought me the lap top, but signal is schetchy at best, same with the cell phone. I noticed my tags on the X had expired, so when I need to ride it I really am Outlaw. That should be fixed in a day or two, so I'm keeping a low profile on the big bike.
The gang is still sleeping, and from the looks of their rooms they stayed up late and tied one on last night. Well time to get off of here and start another day of rapeing the live stock, pilliging the women, and killing, or somthing like that. 
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 10:38:30 AM »
It's kill the MEN and rape the WOMEN, not vice versa.

In our little town, Lucky and I are known as "Heck's Angels."  :rofl:
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 10:41:06 AM »
Congrats on being stranded ;D ;D
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2009, 10:55:13 AM »
tomcat, did you ever think of writting an off the wall story book?? :thumbup: :popcorn: :c :bikerider: :bikerider: :bikerider: O0  I bet you could get swampy to co-write one :cool2: :notworthy: :popcorn: :banghead: :cuss: :simmadown:
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2009, 12:29:03 PM »
I have met M'r Swamp Fox, but we have never had a real conversation.
As to doing a book, I am the least qualified person I know to write a book.
I will however, keep yall up dated, on the Seage of Hedley Texas.
One of my gang is tearing up a bowl of Trix, As head of this gang, I'm waiting for all to be present and accounted for, before revileing my diabolical plan to take over the world. The girl child switched beds, the boy found the guns and ammo and is gearing up for a day of being 7. I can do this???
First shot, first hit, that boy can use the hard ware. Gotta go shoot, be back later.   
   
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2009, 01:00:06 PM »
Quote from: tom cat on June 22, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
I have met M'r Swamp Fox, but we have never had a real conversation.

Who the hell has?  :ohwow:
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2009, 01:03:28 PM »
Quote from: jmdaniel on June 22, 2009, 01:00:06 PM
Quote from: tom cat on June 22, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
I have met M'r Swamp Fox, but we have never had a real conversation.

Who the hell has?  :ohwow:



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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2009, 02:06:45 PM »
Quote from: jmdaniel on June 22, 2009, 01:00:06 PM
Quote from: tom cat on June 22, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
I have met M'r Swamp Fox, but we have never had a real conversation.

Who the hell has?  :ohwow:
I did 2 years ago at the BBT!! Hangman and RocknRoll were even sitting at the same table having a conversation with him !! ::)
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2009, 02:15:52 PM »
Quote from: VTXChad on June 22, 2009, 02:06:45 PM
I did 2 years ago at the BBT!! Hangman and RocknRoll were even sitting at the same table having a conversation with him !! ::)

All wearing decoder rings...  ;)
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2009, 02:41:30 PM »
Glad your having a great time. The kid grow up too soon. Have all the fun you can.   :c :thumbup:
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2009, 05:31:26 PM »
Quote from: jmdaniel on June 22, 2009, 01:00:06 PM
Quote from: tom cat on June 22, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
I have met M'r Swamp Fox, but we have never had a real conversation.

Who the hell has?  :ohwow:
I had a deep and insightful conversation with Mr. Swampy at BBT 2 years ago,of course I was extremely drunk at the time,
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 08:22:43 PM »
I heard that the Reverend Johnson there in Hedley had something to say about the gang there, and I quote:

"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."


Maybe I could come join your gang there tom cat.  What are my qualifications you might ask?  Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2009, 07:33:13 AM »
Quote from: murray_61 on June 22, 2009, 08:22:43 PM
I heard that the Reverend Johnson there in Hedley had something to say about the gang there, and I quote:

"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."


Maybe I could come join your gang there tom cat.  What are my qualifications you might ask?  Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

no you have to be able to hold your Evan Williams, LOL
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2009, 09:54:07 AM »
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Re: Stranded on the X
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2009, 08:12:43 PM »
Quote from: CouldBFaster on June 23, 2009, 07:33:13 AM
no you have to be able to hold your Evan Williams, LOL

I did just fine at the last BBT!  There were extenuating circumstances at the previous one...
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