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[Dusty]

CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT

 A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be
 told, he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she
 cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.

 He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
 darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I
 pomise  you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
 Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
 will impress her.

 A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
 eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I
 want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69".

 More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually,
 in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want... Chicken wiff broccoli

[ConnRadd]

CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT

 A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be
 told, he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she
 cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.

 He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
 darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I
 pomise  you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
 Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
 will impress her.

 A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
 eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I
 want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69".

 More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually,
 in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want... Chicken wiff broccoli

Good One!!! 

[Philanderer]

CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT

 A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be
 told, he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she
 cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.

 He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My
 darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I
 pomise  you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
 Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
 will impress her.

 A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
 eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I
 want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69".

 More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually,
 in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want... Chicken wiff broccoli

Good One!!! 

Old one but a good one. Oh wait others may be watching......
 
It isn't very nice to make jokes about other races and cultures. I'm suprised you don't know this already. You know there are other sites to go to where other racist like yourself can go, if you aren't already a member, and ignorantly bash other races you know nothing about.

.....ok they aren't looking now, yeah that was a good one.

[Dusty]

I hate it when people tell old jokes. One thousand appologies honorable sir.

May I never become PC. 

[Philanderer]

I hate it when people tell old jokes. One thousand appologies honorable sir.

May I never become PC. 

Ok, a pact then, if you don't I won't.

[BobB]

 

[jarubio]

Old one, but good one................hehhehe

[Swampfox]

I've ever seen a two cheek thong before  O dusty did you say something I;m sorry I was thongitize!!!!!!!

[snake]

I've ever seen a two cheek thong before  O dusty did you say something I;m sorry I was thongitize!!!!!!!

?? ?? ?? ?? Damn decoder ring!

[txgaboy]

  That was a good one! To hell with the political correctness. I'll be glad when all these milksops pack it in!
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[Swampfox]

I'm at the bottom of Philanderer aviator 

[HeadGuess]

I thought it was a great joke.

[quietguy]

Hold on, I ordered chow mein!

[RocknRoll]

I'm like Swampy.  I have trouble getting past Dwight's 2 cheek thong!!!  Is there a way to put that in slow motion with a stop feature like a "coach's clicker?"