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quietguy

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The Funeral...
« on: July 26, 2006, 08:02:37 PM »

She married and had 13 children.  Her husband died.  She married again and had 7 more children.  Again, her husband died.   But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.  Alas, she finally died.
 
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.   He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
 
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,  "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
 
 The friend replied,  "I think he means her legs."

 :P
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mikeintx

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Re: The Funeral...
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2006, 09:12:54 PM »

that was a good one
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jarubio

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Re: The Funeral...
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2006, 09:46:20 PM »

hehehehe
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I lost count of all of the chrome she has :-D

RD

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Re: The Funeral...
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2006, 10:40:09 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Another proud owner of 2 1800's
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txgaboy

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Re: The Funeral...
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2006, 10:55:13 PM »

 :o :oThank goodness! O0 O0
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Swampfox

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Re: The Funeral...
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2006, 10:27:40 PM »

I almost married that women.
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