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ViciousNoob

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Why is it that....
« on: May 15, 2009, 08:24:50 PM »
...... cagers feel the need to turn on their window washer sprayers and wipers to clean their windows at 60 mph with a freshly washed bike behind them? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 10:10:45 PM »
Because they don't care :cuss:
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 10:42:14 PM »
Why is it that you can never out run a bull hauler in the rain and he will pass on a curve every time.
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hooter

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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2009, 01:26:03 AM »
Why is it that ............ Everytime I wash my bike, my dog hikes his leg on my headlight?
 

Acts like his name is Harley or something.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2009, 01:28:03 AM by hooter »
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2009, 06:38:29 AM »
 someone that would never throw trash out the window of their car, think nothing of flipping a lit cigarette butt out on the road. :cuss: :cuss:
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2009, 07:43:22 AM »
Quote from: ViciousNoob on May 15, 2009, 08:24:50 PM
...... cagers feel the need to turn on their window washer sprayers and wipers to clean their windows at 60 mph with a freshly washed bike behind them? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

They realize it's pretty hot out there, and maybe the guy on the bike would enjoy getting cooled off by a fine mist of windshield cleaner. :banghead:
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 08:00:13 AM »
Quote from: hooter on May 16, 2009, 01:26:03 AM
Why is it that ............ Everytime I wash my bike, my dog hikes his leg on my headlight?
 

Acts like his name is Harley or something.

Because you have a dog that can hike his leg and pee on the roof of your house if he wants to.

 :stickpoke: ;D

Seriously Hoot, those Danes are great dogs.  My mom and dad have two of them living in their house.   :ohwow:  There's 325lbs of dog running around their living room. 
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2009, 11:32:16 PM »
why is it that...a vehicle will pass you doing 80 mph and then pull right in front of you and then slow down to a speed slower than you are riding  :cuss:  :banghead:  :cuss:  :banghead:
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2009, 08:06:25 AM »
Why is it that people will move into your lane without looking? Fuckling Cell phones!  :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2009, 08:43:54 AM »
Quote from: wwaggett on May 18, 2009, 08:06:25 AM
Why is it that people will move into your lane without looking? Fuckling Cell phones!  :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I came up behind a guy sending a text message the other day.....Made me very nervous....

Jerry
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2009, 09:14:15 PM »
Quote from: jedishon on May 18, 2009, 08:43:54 AM
Quote from: wwaggett on May 18, 2009, 08:06:25 AM
Why is it that people will move into your lane without looking? Fuckling Cell phones!  :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I came up behind a guy sending a text message the other day.....Made me very nervous....

Jerry


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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2009, 08:16:37 AM »
That's why I like those V&H pipes. "I'm sorry I can't hear you. Some a$$hole on a bike is making too much noise. I'll call you back."  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2009, 08:21:53 AM »
Quote from: Luckys Lover on May 19, 2009, 08:16:37 AM
That's why I like those V&H pipes. "I'm sorry I can't hear you. Some a$$hole on a bike is making too much noise. I'll call you back."  ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2009, 08:52:04 AM »
Washer fluid is the only thing better than fresh bug jiz in your teeth. lol And yes better than a hot butt flying by like a tracer in the night. :bikerider:
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Re: Why is it that....
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2009, 09:24:41 PM »
Quote from: Wild Bill05 on May 19, 2009, 08:52:04 AM
Washer fluid is the only thing better than fresh bug jiz in your teeth. lol And yes better than a hot butt flying by like a tracer in the night. :bikerider:

??????????????? What? Do I need a Swampy ring to figure this one out?   :c
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