A burglar broke into a house one night. While looking for valuables with his flashlight, a voice in the dark suddenly said, Jesus is watching you.
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, Jesus is watching you.
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that? He hissed at the parrot.
Yep, the parrot confessed, and then squawked, Just trying to warn you that he is watching you.
The burglar relaxed. Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?
Moses, replied the bird.
Moses? The burglar laughed. What kind of people would name a bird Moses?
Moses replied, The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.
