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hooter

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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2009, 08:56:45 AM »
The sale of beer in a school zone? Let the law firm of Hooter, Hoot, and Hooter show you a way around the little speed bump.  :c :c :c
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2009, 10:13:09 AM »
Quote from: hooter on February 21, 2009, 08:56:45 AM
The sale of beer in a school zone? Let the law firm of Hooter, Hoot, and Hooter show you a way around the little speed bump.  :c :c :c

Do you deal with immigration cases....    :P
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hooter

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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2009, 11:17:53 AM »
No just Alcohol and Porn Distribution in School Zones.  :o :o
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2009, 10:19:01 PM »
Pocket change, Hooter I need a lawyer for this, you in? I pay in beer.:bikerider: :flag:
« Last Edit: February 21, 2009, 10:20:55 PM by hostilevtx »
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2009, 08:30:45 AM »
Quote from: hostilevtx on February 21, 2009, 10:19:01 PM
Pocket change, Hooter I need a lawyer for this, you in? I pay in beer.:bikerider: :flag:

Oh Hell yea :good: Beer it's the  :eagle: way
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2009, 09:37:26 PM »
The fella that owns Albert is actually my wife's cousin....want me to see if we can get a "brother-in-law deal"?
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2009, 07:39:27 AM »
YEAH
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2009, 02:49:49 PM »
brother-in-law deals are always the best deals, ask anyone that works in the oilfield. :stickpoke:
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2009, 03:23:37 PM »
I beat my brother in law half to death, lost 20$ on his football bet. Other than that, We ante nothing but good ole boys.   
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2009, 04:05:27 PM »
Tom Cat remind me NOT to invite you to cock fights - whole lot more than $20 dollar bets going on there. Would hate to see the results of lost of a bunch of money.  ;)

OK, OK before every ones gets upset I really don't go to cock fights.  :angel:
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2009, 04:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on February 24, 2009, 04:05:27 PM
Tom Cat remind me NOT to invite you to cock fights - whole lot more than $20 dollar bets going on there. Would hate to see the results of lost of a bunch of money.  ;)

OK, OK before every ones gets upset I really don't go to cock fights.  :angel:

I know some Mexicans that know some mexicans that can hook you up Gumbo... ( i love chicken and sausage gumbo)
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2009, 04:23:24 PM »
 If your a coona$$ , you go to cockfights unless you just can't find one. And your right, lot more than $20 bills being thrown around there. >:D >:D
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2009, 05:34:00 PM »
That's Ok, I don't have a brother in law that I would trust with 20$. I have never been to a cock fight. We did have a dog fighting group, down at the river. They caused many UFO reports before the feds busted them. The feds had to get ugly with the local deputy sheriff just to get him involved. He was busy trying to put in a cotton crop. I go to casinos from time to time but I don't do much betting.
In defense of our local deputy sheriff, he was behind in his planting, due to a arrest the night before. Seems a local boy was going to level his ex wife's house with a D9 cat. The dog fights were busted, the feds went away, the cotton crop went in. All was right in Hooterville, until the basket ball team lost. Some disgruntled person set a stock trailer load of cattle loose in the school gym.   
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2009, 05:52:41 PM »
if we buy the town can I be the Sheriff?  <):)
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Re: Let's buy a town
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2009, 07:59:32 PM »
Quote from: Demon on February 24, 2009, 05:52:41 PM
if we buy the town can I be the Sheriff?  <):)

Only if you change your name to Barney Fife.  :pot:
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