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Boogie

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The Honda rider
« on: July 19, 2006, 06:59:03 PM »

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.

While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't."

The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, "Yes?" The bike responds, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The driver says, "No I haven't."

Then, suddenly, there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood and surely dying, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" The man replies, "Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years". The biker asks, "Where are the brakes?"

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« Last Edit: July 19, 2006, 07:02:09 PM by Boogie »
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quietguy

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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 08:08:24 PM »

LMAO!
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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2006, 08:28:31 PM »

Hehehehehe
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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2006, 08:50:24 PM »

lol ouch but funny  ;D
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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2006, 10:51:24 AM »

I seen that guy on the video when he ran into the tree!
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SeaRider

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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2006, 12:52:47 PM »

I know this is going to start something.... but, it sounds like an Aggie! O0
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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2006, 02:56:41 PM »

 ;D

HeadGuess

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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2006, 06:22:46 PM »

I know this is going to start something.... but, it sounds like an Aggie! O0

Do you know how to get an Aggie off your front porch?



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KEBS

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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2006, 10:13:01 PM »

HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA ;D
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Re: The Honda rider
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2006, 10:27:12 PM »

I know this is going to start something.... but, it sounds like an Aggie! O0

Do you know how to get an Aggie off your front porch?



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