You must have left on the sober scale.
Yeah, the weather was perfect as I rode down the backroad, my Avon venoms gripping smartly as I rounded the curve, when I looked to my right and saw a couple of wild turkeys coming at an angle to intercept me. The lead turkey was a big one, and was already gobbling and baring his beak. I reached behind me and pulled out my Taurus 38 special from the low back holder it was snoozing in. Turning and twisting at an almost superhuman pace, I caught the first would be X gobbler right square between the eyes, dropping him like I had so many girlfriends so many years ago. The second gobbler had almost reached my license plate when I spun and took out his right leg with a 148 grain hollow point. I took the other leg out before he took another step.....oh wait....were those dogs? What is going on? Is the west nile virus here?Happy Thanksgiving!
And here I am at the deer lease with my BlackBerry. I have heard a story like thay before. RIDE SAFE RIDE LONG. What was his name?
