A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
"Mom, look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See. Did you learn anything from that?"
The boy replies, " I Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and already I don't like you damn Mexicans
