A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked
>> up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for
>> money and guns.Inside, he finds a young couple in
>> bed. He orders the guy out of bed andties him to a
>> chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed,
>> the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then
>> gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in
>> there, the husband whispers over to his
>> wife,'Listen,this guy is an escaped convict. Look at
>> his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in
>> jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
>> he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
>> don't complain... do whatever he tells you.Satisfy
>> him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
>> obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
>> kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'His wife
>> responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He
>> was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay,
>> thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
>> I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love
>> you, too.'
