Subject:
Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly
in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the
question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely
not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being
married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I
do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you
remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt
look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible
groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our
house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great
house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our
bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we
sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost
new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures
with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the
proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my
jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her
own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with
you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good
times."
WIFE: "Would she use my
clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's
left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND:
"AppleSauce."
