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[Chad]

Needed information for your health.  Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South  Two  hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a   shot of whisky, they talk about  their moonshine operation.  Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is  eating   a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes  apparent that she is in real distress.  One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'  The woman shakes her head no.  Then he  asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'  The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.  The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,  Yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a   lick with his  tongue.  The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and   the  obstruction flies out of her mouth.  As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.  His partner says, 'Ya know,  I'd heerd of that there   'Hind Lick Maneuver'  but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'_________________________________________________________________

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[jmdaniel]

Don't let Sgt. Stever find out what restaraunt that is. He'll be there toot sweet, ordering up the chicken bone special, tryin' to get that maneuver pulled on him!!! 

[tom cat]

That thair hiney lick manouver was just fore play, until some MD saw it in action. He wrote a paper, on it and took credit for horney rednecks that jump at a chance to get some.   

[Morgan Buchanan]

If it keeps me from choking... Go for it.