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Wifely Wisdom
« on: June 16, 2006, 09:28:49 AM »

Recently my wife and I were having a conversation and remembering the "good old days."  Here is how it went for me.

After being married 32 years, I mentioned to my wife, "Honey, 32 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old sex kitten.
 
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman.  It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
 
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
 
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old sex kitten, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
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Re: Wifely Wisdom
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2006, 09:33:51 AM »

Hey you forgot something Pete. And no Harley  :o :D ;D
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Re: Wifely Wisdom
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2006, 10:12:54 AM »

Jo..........You Go Girl
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Re: Wifely Wisdom
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2006, 11:35:19 AM »

Pete, you are giving up a awful lot just for a nice house, a nice car, and a big screen TV! :)

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Re: Wifely Wisdom
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 11:44:18 AM »

SOLUTION:  chipper shred her!

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Re: Wifely Wisdom
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2006, 12:52:02 PM »

25 and 32 is 57 not 54 :D :D ;D
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Re: Wifely Wisdom
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2006, 04:42:18 PM »

Recently my wife and I were having a conversation and remembering the "good old days."  Here is how it went for me.

After being married 32 years, I mentioned to my wife, "Honey, 32 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old sex kitten.
 
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman.  It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
 
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
 
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old sex kitten, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....



Sorry Pete.  But I just don't see anything funny about this.
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Re: Wifely Wisdom
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2006, 04:44:47 PM »

My wife tod me 25 would go into 50 a lot easier than 50 would go into 25!
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Re: Wifely Wisdom
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2006, 09:56:31 AM »

My wife tod me 25 would go into 50 a lot easier than 50 would go into 25!

Now that is funny....

Took me a minute, but funny.
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