Topic: "Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS (Read 1495 times)

Boogie · « **on:** July 21, 2007, 05:52:42 PM »

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God. "Where have you
been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused

God explained, pointing to different parts of
earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant. "I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS -- the most glorious place on earth.

There are beautiful beaches, streams, hills, and forests the people from TEXAS are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be
extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in AUSTIN!"

Pug · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2007, 06:11:25 PM »

ROFL!!!

Somebody went riding this afternoon and got p****d!!!

hipshot · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:37:46 PM »

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,.............a bunch of them made it to Montgomery County!

txgaboy · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:58:43 PM »

You better be talkin' bout the screwed government here!!!!!!!!!!!! not the bikers..

I think they are so screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been buying guns and ammo like u wouldn't believe!!!!!!!!!!

SouthernXer · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2007, 05:37:29 AM »

Yep, we got plenty of Fruits and Nuts here in the North end of the state, too. The majority of them all live inside 635.

Kentagious · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2007, 07:26:40 AM »

You make a product, you sell that product, you give a percentage to " the man" so life will be good for all. Opps! My bad! I'm talking about the mob and ya'll were talking about our government. Sorry, what was I thinking?

wwaggett · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2007, 04:56:07 PM »

brentos · « **Reply #7 on:** July 23, 2007, 06:47:14 PM »

Amen from someone who lives 7 minutes from the capitol.

icopus · « **Reply #8 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:40:28 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 21, 2007, 05:52:42 PM

... God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in AUSTIN!"

Yep, they're even worse than the 'squeetos'.

Texas X Riders

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