I don't quite, recall it, that way. Fess up all you old farts, Who among us has done this ?
My very first bike
I used to bring home the cows
A bucket for the house
And one for the sows
With a tail full of stickers
Tits coated with grit
The bucket for the house was the hardest to get
Be quick and be nimble
Deal with the flies, as well as the shits
Clamp up her head, pin back her leg
Start pulling those tits
Get the bucket all full before the feed is all gone.
Or she will kick it to the wall, and all will have none
Don't milk her dry
Leave enough for the calf
When the house bucket was full and clean as could be
Cover it with a towel and milk the other three
Mix the rest with grain and slop from the table
Let it set for 3 days to soak into the grain
I fed the sows, and they had pigs once again
I never felt hunger in those days way back when
But God's honest truth
I don't want them again
