A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
> beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
>
> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered",
> she volunteers.
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
> become, asks the girl to describe the incident.
>
> "Well", she begins, "I was in the back yard with my kitty
"Fluffy" and the
> rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
> it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
>
> "That must've been scary", says the teacher.
>
> "It sure was", says the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
> Fffff'... and before he could say "TarterSauce," the rottweiler ate him!"