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Tis the Season
« on: December 06, 2012, 09:49:49 PM »

Have a Merry Christmas
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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2012, 10:50:04 PM »
 :reaction: :snapoutofit: The horns have to go, Merry Christmas to you and yours -- Lose the horns, really  ::)
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2012, 07:01:50 AM »
Quote from: Gumbo on December 06, 2012, 10:50:04 PM
:reaction: :snapoutofit: The horns have to go, Merry Christmas to you and yours -- Lose the horns, really  ::)

Gumbo the Grinch,  Keep the Horns!  Merry Christmas!
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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2012, 07:52:55 AM »
Quote from: xcaliber on December 07, 2012, 07:01:50 AM
Quote from: Gumbo on December 06, 2012, 10:50:04 PM
:reaction: :snapoutofit: The horns have to go, Merry Christmas to you and yours -- Lose the horns, really  ::)

Gumbo the Grinch,  Keep the Horns!  Merry Christmas!

I've always been partial to a little horny.  :c
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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2012, 09:40:39 AM »
Quote from: xcaliber on December 07, 2012, 07:01:50 AM
Quote from: Gumbo on December 06, 2012, 10:50:04 PM
:reaction: :snapoutofit: The horns have to go, Merry Christmas to you and yours -- Lose the horns, really  ::)

Gumbo the Grinch,  Keep the Horns!  Merry Christmas!

I'll be looking for you to also put horns on your bike "Right" ???
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\"The moment you taste it, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get it off you is to eat it off, It\'s Gumbo!! If you don\'t eat it then the mystery beast will go right on humping you.

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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2012, 01:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Gumbo on December 06, 2012, 10:50:04 PM
:reaction: :snapoutofit: The horns have to go, Merry Christmas to you and yours -- Lose the horns, really  ::)


The Doctor will not let me ride.

The vibrations that come through handle bars is detramental to the fusion they did in my right wrist.

This is very rough on me.

By the way the horns are for sitting still only.

Later

        Steve
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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2012, 03:28:45 PM »
doesn't work for me but Steve? With his beard! Put him in a Red Suit, mama on the back in a green elf suit, got the reindeer horns workin'
VOILA! Stevie Claus!
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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2012, 05:20:57 PM »
Cute.  Horny rascal, aren't you?   :thumbup:  You're advertising.  :t
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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2012, 10:02:12 PM »
Quote from: xcaliber on December 07, 2012, 03:28:45 PM
doesn't work for me but Steve? With his beard! Put him in a Red Suit, mama on the back in a green elf suit, got the reindeer horns workin'
VOILA! Stevie Claus!

Damn, you are right Gary...he would look so terrific dressed that way
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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2012, 05:45:48 AM »
Need a Trailer with a big RED sack on it!  ;D
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Re: Tis the Season
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2012, 03:53:02 PM »
I got to take the "sleigh" out for a ride today (sans the horns and nose)...now I know why the real Santa chose Rudolph to lead and why Santa gets to all those houses so quickly!   ;D
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