As some of you know, I start my new job tomorrow bright and early. I will need to get a good night's rest tonight, so if any of you feel the need to email me afer 9:00pm, please do so in a quiet fashion.
To ensure a good, lengthy, and quality sleep, my loving girl has secured the help of NOT ONE, BUT TWO! world renouned sleep doctors (she explained to me that due to the economic slowdown, both were out of work temporarily and she was able to get them at a good price. Being in that situation myself for the past few months, I was proud of her helping them out.) Out of the goodness of her loving heart, she has hired a guy named Dr. Conrad Murray, who she explained would help me fall asleep, and another chap named Dr Jack Kovorki (something or another), to monitor my sleep to make sure I stay and maintain a deep sleep all night, so that I will be well rested and ready to tackle all aspects of my new job tomorrow.
Now I ask all of you................just HOW LUCKY CAN ONE MAN BE to have someone who cares THAT much for you? Damn, I love that woman!