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ThinMan

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Sister in-law sent me this one
« on: August 31, 2006, 06:01:08 PM »

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech,
and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.




They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said,
"You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.




President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."




The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese.
My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on
Star Trek."




President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador,
and whispered back,
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"It's because it takes place in the future."

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SouthernXer

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Re: Sister in-law sent me this one
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 10:40:41 PM »

 ;D  If only we weren't so PC and stupid enough to think that the Iranians aren't behind everything happening in the sand box.
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Re: Sister in-law sent me this one
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2006, 06:07:05 AM »

LMAO  ;D ;D ;D O0
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Re: Sister in-law sent me this one
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2006, 08:57:54 AM »

That is the best one I have seen in a long time ;D
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