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quietguy

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The Cardiologist's Funeral
« on: August 31, 2006, 07:03:18 PM »


A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the
eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed,
sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral..... I'm a Gynecologist."

That's when the Proctologist fainted.
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Boogie

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Re: The Cardiologist's Funeral
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 07:54:14 PM »
Good grief Charlie Brown

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RD

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Re: The Cardiologist's Funeral
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 08:25:31 PM »
Quote from: Boogie on August 31, 2006, 07:54:14 PM
Good grief Charlie Brown

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C'mon Boogie...that one was cute. You're acting like a Food Critic. ;)
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Re: The Cardiologist's Funeral
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2006, 09:14:57 AM »
That one was OK
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